A future for Bible wall art?

I got an email offer today from a religious publisher for, among other things, religious wall art. Which made me think of

  • framed flocked Victorian mottos
  • eagle-emblazoned God-and-country plaques
  • Jesus People Psychodelia from a Groovy God album covers
  • 70s sentimental seagulls and flowing script framed schuff
  • Hip paleo-orthodox Brotastic work riffed from corporate tropes

Absolutely nothing I would want non-ironically. But I would like an attractive word of encouragement framed and in sight.

  • I wonder what style
  • I wonder what it would say

By Scott Wells

Scott Wells, 46, is a Universalist Christian minister doing Universalist theology and church administration hacks in Washington, D.C.


  1. Not as far-fetched as it seems. I spent several soul-focusing hours the other day trying to locate something from either literature or UUism that would make a good set of ministerial stationery with a matching tattoo, preferably along the ridge of the neck and shoulder. Not as much out there as you would think.

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