Yes, the Unitarian Universalists get confused for the grand-daddy of all mail-order churches, the Universal Life Church, formerly of Modesto, California. (I had my dog ordained.)
I have Bravo on, Queer Eye specifically. (I was channel surfing, saw a promo for a related web-only gay channel and didn’t cut away. Normally, I watch Queer Eye with a certain anxious repulsion. But it does make me look pretty butch by contrast.) They’re doing Las Vegas, some wedding. Talking about officiants and one of them said in their typical emasculated coyness that Carson could “do it.” On cue, he proped himself on a bar and quipped, verbatim,
I was ordained by the Unitarian Universalist Church of Modesto, California!
I nearly swallowed my tongue. PeaceBang, sic’ em.
Later. OMG. He did the wedding for real.